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Mezz Merzbow
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My parents are in France for a wedding and my dad sent me this, asking what it was. What a coincidence that you put this episode out today!

Needs a lift, 20" wheels, banana-skin tires and maybe a vinyl wrap advertising stroopwaffels.

Here is an image of the Fur-RAPTOR after an 8mph crash into a curb:

That’s not the fuel door. That’s the leech hatch.

If you can learn, and train yourself to recognize, the difference between “I’m offended because I’m a self-important, moralizing person.” and “I’m offended because you’re minimizing actual harm that has happened to me because we live in an unjust system.” you will have made the first step toward being a better human

I need to get to a doctor right away.

Thing about the world is, there’s always new people and they always need to be told stuff. I’m not big into the world, but I’m younger than you, and all I’d ever heard of was Gygax.

Everyone’s always going to be telling the same story over and over again, because every day there’s born millions of people who won’t hear

But... these are good tweets!

I just saw “WHALESV” the other day (I live in San Diego) and I honestly have no idea how that flew under the DMV’s radar

That’s exactly why they are only $25 in AZ. So 2 of mine are in German, one in Dutch. My over the top M3 e36 convertible (622HP at the wheels) is HAASTIG which means in a hurry in Dutch. My X5M is KRAFTIG which means strong in German, but it’s also a slur for a fat person (F’ing SUV.) My e38 740iL is Tchuss - “Good

Jalopnik should have a feature where David drives and reviews ONLY appalling shitboxes. With his obsession with rusted out piles of Jeep and his love of taking things apart, we could call it The Automasochist.

He’s a pretty young dude talking on stage in front of thousands of people and countless more worldwide at one of the biggest awards shows for the medium. That’s a lot of pressure, y’know?

You can watch him in a normal interview setting with my coworker Maddy Myers here.

Similar things happened several times—one of the fascists would decide to step outside of their pen, and someone would notice, and then you would see a line of people running in that direction, and a lone fascist in danger of being permanently swallowed up, and then police would come surround them, saving their

The smart roadster, but without rushed engineering and the current gen smart’s manual transmission.

Please leave that word somewhere far from this site. 

This is mine.

I stopped watching after GRR because of the genocidal war they are waging against Yemen. It is good people are starting to notice, but sad that the deaths of thousands of starving people weren’t the main impetus.

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.