There is no shortage of derps in Chicago's fanbase calling for Cutler to be traded and McCown extended. Source: Bears fan here.

Jack Tatum and Daryl Stingley was the closest a player came to dying on the field, but I get your point. With the size and speed of the players we are at a tipping point for the game. I am one of those parents by the way that football has been a major part of my life, but hesitate to let my own son play. I'm now 40…

God, this logic is awesome. You completely nailed it on the head — people who think the name Redskin is racist don't care at all about human rights violations, women's rights (why only in the middle east? they've got more than enough rights everywhere else?), LGBT rights, or anything else. Because, you see, it is…

I haven't seen sag like that since Helen took off her muumuu.

Amateurs are hilarious

Impervious to: halberds, wizard spells, arrows

Even if Schiano jokes are winding down and taking a knee, I intend to rush the formation.

You forget about the Blackhawks?

My guess is this hunk of handsome man

I'm so sick of everyone not from Chicago saying ALL Hawks fans are bandwagon fans. I'm almost 30, and have been a Hawks fan since I started playing hockey when I was 5. I went to Hawks games as much as I possibly could, even when they sucked. I can remember in college when a 300 level ticket was $8 with a student ID,…

PSA TO FELLOW CARDINAL FANS:

Eat a dick, sir.

I've been a long time reader of Deadspin, but this is the first article I've ever felt compelled to comment on because I agree with everything written.
I am a Redskins' fan, born and raised (I am also a white male, but I don't speak for all white males). My fiance is Native American and her family lives on a…

No, you're a cardinals fan because you are some fat Midwestern schmo who knows nothing but some awful life in flyover hell. Go back to your trans-fat, cholesterol filled, vinyl sided shithole and shut the fuck.

So the manly metrosexual channel is 90 hours of cooking shows a day, and one Transporter movie? No Remington Steele reruns? No shows about cufflinks and tieclips? If they're trying to convince me they're Classy not Laddy, I don't want a show about beer unless it stars the Most Interesting Man In The World. Nothing…

These couldn't be more accurate. A typical convo I have with Seahawks fans:

Get a car, you hippie. The road is not for bikes. You don't pay registration, you have zero liability, you don't even consume gas which has tariffs that pay for the roads, and most importantly, you're downright annoying.

I hate Illinois Nazis.