This is going to be a long damn year for those of us who don't think he's G.O.A.T.

Nope, sorry. Shoving the guy was unfortunate, and a technical was appropriate. Smart didn't seek the guy out, the play took him into the stands.

Or at least on the First Take "editorial" staff.

My point is, as you well know, nobody comes off the boat speaking perfect English. They learned it. At some point, they spoke both languages. There are millions of people right now learning English while speaking another. That doesn't mean they're shunning English because you overhear a conversation in another…

Oh, there's pandering a-plenty here, believe you me.

Nothing we don't get treated to in every Chicago Blackhawks home (and select Bears home games)

I'm not completely disagreeing, but pandering usually works best on the people who would have loved the song sung entirely in 'Murican.

Translation: "I combed through the comments hoping for more support of the backlash, but couldn't find any. Therefore: Deadspin is terrible."

Unless you have documented proof your ancestors learned fluent English and THEN moved to America or you follow everyone you ever hear utter the word "gracias" to ensure they never speak any English, you need to drop this line of "logic."

Translation: "It's ok for me to be racist, because the people anticipating a racist backlash are the real racists. Yay, now I can say the N-word in public!"

I honestly think the problem with Movie Ginny isn't the actress, it was the direction/screenplay. The movies clearly wanted to put Harry and Hermione together but couldn't. It didn't feel like bad acting stiffness, more like forced awkwardness.

This would be the prayer they have before the game.

Still not as ridiculous as what happened in 2010. Jonathan Toews won gold with Canada, named best forward, scored a goal in the gold medal game, was the second-youngest captain ever to win a Stanley Cup, won the Conn Smythe, and didn't even get a MENTION in the year-end issue.

I get what your saying, but if you were ask me which is real—an Alabama fan shooting and killing another Alabama fan for not caring enough or an Alabama fan writing a nasty note in the process of not tipping a waiter—then I'd have to say... nevermind, it would be the murder. Because the latter requires literacy.

If you're a Bears fan then fine, take McCown and enjoy seven years of Krenzel/Quinn/Burris/McNown hell.

Except Cutler has been listening to Trestman. And before the injury, his stats were Top 10.

Josh McCown is two years removed from a six-completion, four interception game. He was pulled out of coaching HS football.

This would be the first year he's actually had even an "average" offensive line, two legitimate WRs, and a solid pass-catching TE in the same year.

The reason this thing went into overtime is the reason they need Cutler. Even great game managers do not work with a defense that bad.