Also, I once saw a Mustang pull out of a parking lot and not run over a single person. Guys, there are little miracles all around us if we just look close enough. 

I once saw a guy in a BMW use his turn signal. Hand to god! 

Seattle made the news over pot, and Chicago one-ups them with crack. Show-offs!

Check out Tyler Hoovie’s channel - He’s got one like this and it’s a rock....

vodka

Nah that’s pretty much it. The ruleset is less important than how fanatical the people are about it.

*2018 jd power award for most curtain airbag deployments

So you’re a one-person family. Families come in all shapes and sizes. It’s 2019! ::::reaches for 5lb bag of M & Ms that slid off my belly::::

A third pedal.

Your highly illustrative diagram earned a star from me.

Well it wasn’t me behind the wheel, but I was standing 20 feet away from the car when it came to a stop. Some friends and I had a Mercury Topaz “woods beater” that we uh, beat on in the woods like a forsaken rally car. One nice summer day, a couple of kids who I don’t even think were 16 took it for a spin. We were…

You’ll have to wait for they guy with the hydraulic press to do a video of his press crushing ramps before you can have an answer. :P

He certainly knows more about droning on like a fucking idiot than anyone else.

Yah, fuck you. People like you enable the economically strong to punish the weak for arbitrary bullshit like this.

Another option to consider, with its own disadvantages: I have driven up onto ramps, then jack the rear and slide ramps under the rear wheels from the rear (opposing the direction of the front ramps). Due to droop I can’t get the vehicle fully level but it’s close, making it great for oil changes, at least relative to…

Ha, ‘cause it’s a Bimmer. Fist bump. 

On my BMW, left and right arrows on my dash... I am not sure what those are for.... 

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If White folks need to have sex on top of something old, hard, large and dusty, I hear Bill O’Reilly has some free time between books these days.

“[T]he Star Wars producers decided to cleverly conceal the freighter under some plastic tarps inside a circle of storage containers...”