Sounds like your mom.

I think we are done here.

Where are you finding organic milk for $3.49? That’s insanely cheap.

Problem solved!

Jeep. Wrangler.

UAW workers only come in halfs because they only do half work.

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

I understand that reference. And had a pretty clean mk3

I love that it’s a PT Cruiser, which is like the poster car for vapid people with no taste.

key words: stare in awe. Like, just look. This will soon be attempted by many a mustang at C&Cs. and there be many casualties.

Cop: Now I’m gonna let you off with a warning here since it’s your first time.

I kind of like the Wheeler Dealers version:

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

“The baby seals on the bus go wah wah wah! wah wah wah! wah wah wah!”

No, fuck them for hogging the left lane.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

You said twerk.