That car was never competing with the GTI.

Was that a Cars for Coffee camping trip?

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

“See, that’s why I don’t wear a seatbelt.”

Only semi-relevant, but: “So I Married An Ax Murderer” is the most underrated comedy of all time.

Damn, that was hard to watch...like watching Trump greeting foreign leaders.

There’s clearly a 2nd ball thrower from behind that grassy knoll!

You left ot the Volkswagen GTI

Furikake. That is all.

Mandatory :

“Slave cabin? Um, I think you mean On-Premise Worker Habitat.”

Just buy a damn Golf R man.

ENOUGH ABOUT THIS FUCKING CAR ALREADY

That’s Nuts.

Yep, it was an ‘04. Basically unsmoked GLI tallights. I eventually threw some yellow/orange vinyl over the signals, looked pretty sharp, but probably just makes it more appropriate for this list. I had a 2.slow. very. very. very. very slow.

They rape you at Taco Bell?

Roux. Pass the gumbo 

“I shot Marvin in the face”

That’s so she can call 911 faster after she burns your ass

That family of Eskimos is gonna be wicked pissed when they come home.