“Slave cabin? Um, I think you mean On-Premise Worker Habitat.”

United should have just gotten a rental car for their employees that needed to get to Louisville for the next day. It’s a 4.5-5.5 hour drive according to Google maps.

Just buy a damn Golf R man.

ENOUGH ABOUT THIS FUCKING CAR ALREADY

That’s Nuts.

Yep, it was an ‘04. Basically unsmoked GLI tallights. I eventually threw some yellow/orange vinyl over the signals, looked pretty sharp, but probably just makes it more appropriate for this list. I had a 2.slow. very. very. very. very slow.

They rape you at Taco Bell?

This sounds like an environmentally friendly way for me to get rid of those dead hookers in my trunk.

Roux. Pass the gumbo 

“I shot Marvin in the face”

That’s so she can call 911 faster after she burns your ass

That family of Eskimos is gonna be wicked pissed when they come home.

I love everyone is cursing. My kinda fuckin’ people.

I’m going to go on record with this. I didn’t mind the ‘original’ American incarnation, once they’d gotten rid of the stupid studio segments (which are shit in the UK version too by the way) I thought it was a great way to spend an hour.

Probably spends more time on a toilet shitting out burned steak.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

their daddy has the money

It’s too bad that batteries aren’t free of charge.

How about they use the dime of yours that they already needed to spend in a way that will improve the lives of your kids and grandchildren?

Besides, EVs have an excellent cost per mile. They might actually be saving you money in the short term too.

This should become his tagline- Torchinsky: Surprisingly Competent.