Very cool. While you couldn’t pay me to buy a new Jeep, I have a soft spot for older ones - grew up with a 1985 Cherokee Pioneer with the garbage 2.8L V6, and later a 93 Grand Cherokee Laredo. Sadly my dad was never big on maintenance so they both kind of fell apart - the ‘93 I got to use after college until I bought…

Also, make it federally legal so we can legally test and regulate the products...

I see them now and then here in MA.

Ugh - I gotta try this. Every time I open a Jalopnik page I can hear the fan on my laptop screaming from the CPU spike

I guess MIATA isn’t always the answer?

I have a kid AND a dog (well, had a dog) and both fit in my Golf R no problem. Both when i needed a rear and front facing seat. So, yeah, a GTI will work no problem unless your kid is Hagrid.

Sweet! Plenty of space for the bros to keep their protein powder, hair loss treatment, and little blue pills.

I’m driving a loaner car today. I take great joy in leaving many wicked farts in the cloth seats.

I saw one of those T3 pickups a few weeks ago!

Yeah, I was about to say... one of my friends had one when we visited them over 3 years ago.

Is it that fucking hard to buy a head of lettuce and cut it up yourself?...

Well, they say “Pole Position” on them, so I like to think so...

Surprising since I always knew Pirelli tires sucked. There is a zero chance that any of their tires will get nero one of my cars ever again.

I did their winter driving school about 15 years ago, and they had us shut off traction control. Granted, most cars pre-2005 didn’t really have ESC, but my 2000 Jetta did have traction control.

1970 Mercedes 280SL.

I also came to mention GTI, but happy to see the Alltrack - probably more responsible than a GTI given the extra storage space!

When you think of it, firing up a 300hp petrol engine to move a two tons vehicle to go get a pint of milk at the grocery store 2 miles away is ridiculously inefficient.

They should have a segment called “Ow! My Balls!”

Srsly. They should have showed a flabby person instead with drool coming out of her mouth. Would have been more realistic.

I heard Doug Demuro loves these. I’m sure he’ll be all over this one!