As a former owner of a real Focus ST, crack pipe all the way. Move the decimal point one more to the left and it’s probably about accurate.

Touche - my wife has a non-R Golf and I sometimes forget. I also stomp on the invisible clutch pedal in her car before starting it...

Did you break into my Golf R and steal my cluster?

Fiat Panda 4x4.

“What do you mean my $200 tire repair is now $2000?”

Ok, so, besides being John McCain’s daughter - who the fuck is she? Why is she even relevant?

I’m also curious as to where in the bible it states that interracial marriage is a no no.

That’s a price that doesn’t Sting! I only have Forte dollars in my wallet. But I’ll need to do some Soul searching before I find my Optimal next car.

Do the blinkers work?

<Wondering if I could do the same thing to make a quick buck, Googles rimjob.>

Double rainbow?

I always really really liked the MKIII. I remember when I was shopping for my first car in 2000 - MKIV’s were just showing up to dealerships and someone test-drove and bought the last MKIII VR6 GLX. I was bummed because I thought it was pretty cool looking.

I drove a MK4 GLS VR6 and later a 1.8T, but ended up finding a…

Touch my monkey!

I heard Arya is a great chef.

I have a soft spot for Chipotle, but I lol’ed.

White supremacists can read?

Don’t forget the fact that it didn’t actually get that great of mileage. Our diesel Scandalwagen got 5mpg better and could actually haul shit. And it was more fun to drive.

“Do you serve Bud Light in your tasting room?”

Perfect question for those who “don’t like dark beers”

Nah - totally Tavarish