More likely solution:

It DOES need to be tremendously high resolution.

That depends.... Some of them may roll far better than average

Hey Casey,

We have elderly drivers operating Buicks, how much worse could it be?

A table is constantly fighting gravity, too. You just have to find a good way to do it.

Hint: stop looking to idiotic project like the hyperloop as “the future” and start looking at actual ground breaking research. You’ll start to see legitimate improvements instead of the self-aggrandizing bullshit dreams of an egotistical dunce like Musk. He relies on far more intelligent people, and many of his…

Hey Darren, please inform your advertising team that the adclick crap on your website is misrepresenting clicks on some articles. While scrolling, it registers a click when you press-drag-release. I’ve already informed Netflix that they’re being billed for advertising numbers that aren’t actually occurring. And I’ve…

Dvorsky, your gawker advertising is purposefully misregistering clicks. If you touch the screen near an ad, drag it downwards, and then release, it acts like it was clicked on.

Canada has idiotic french language and home content requirements. Set as a certain percentage, it limits the good content due to a lack of the other crappy homegrown and french fractions to keep the ratio.

“Demeaning” does not including noting that she looks like a modern day supermodel with grossly insufficient muscle mass.

If I can buy the most intricately designed device ever conceived by humanity, the CPU, for a few hundred dollars. Why the fuck are these cameras thousands of dollars. Especially for a “waterproof case”.

Hey Maddie,

Listen Maddie, I’m as climate conscious as the next guy, but this whole “they know exactly where the heat went” and “they know exactly what’s going on” stuff has to stop.

Some sort of hybrid Josh Brolin - Jake Gyllenhaal rocket scientist....

Right.