Can we get rid of the shity practice of posting a woman’s age right after her name like it is some fuckable expectation date ? I can think of about 900 better things to describe Reba than how old she is.

And actually loved his wife.

Some ugly can only be fixed with a dem hands.

It’s got to be somebody’s job to remind Trump to zip his fly after he pees, and you know he doesn’t wash his hands.

Ugh god remember when we had a leader that knew how to wear a fucking tux.

Dapper:

A bar so low, you could glare down at it from the Marianas Trench.

Ah, the “master race” in action.

Well, he is dapper compared to your average MAGAt.

Richard Spencer is a sloppy racist’s idea of dapper, just like Trump is a poor person’s idea of a rich man.

Certifiably a really good dude.

And the only concern the so-called president and kap critic would have for homeless people is if their in view of one of his properties...

I’ll give Jimmy Thin-Skin credit, he managed to do in a week what Thiel tried to accomplish for years...

I have so many questions about that MAGA asshole’s shirt. Like, why is suck plural and also have an apostrophe?

radical (white) christian terrorism = radical islamic terrorism

Excellent!

Update:

Gee, Amazon Cuomo, if you knew he wasn’t paying his taxes, seems like the sort of thing you could have spearheaded activity on AGES AGO.

I almost started crying yesterday as I read about all the writers and editors and graphics folks leaving my favorite blog. How many lunches have I spent with these people over the last 8 years (answer: the majority)? I’m legit sad. Also, fuck Spanfeller and Maidment straight up the ass with a shovel.