and checking the stove and the door lock before leaving the house is healthy, but doing so seven times in a row ritually is OCD.

That... might be something else. Vegetables are a great source of fibre, vitamins and minerals, but there are alternatives.

Potatoes and (real) cheese are enough to prevent anemia, oddly enough.  This kid just picked the wrong combination, and I do mean a very specific one, because even processed food is usually fortified with vitamins.

I have this condition. It’s a common symptom of autism, as in my case. I hope this boy can find a way to cope with his condition and I hope he gets tested for autism.

White hobbies can’t be bad - Merica’.

she says she spent all night reading the bible

The woman tells her that she’s doesn’t want to “argue” her faith.

“Christian race”

She unintentionally nailed it with “Christian race.” So many of these situationally-holy types seem to regard “The Bible” (a book they probably couldn’t pick out of a lineup) as magically supporting whatever bigoted shit is swirling around their heads on any given day. “I hate that fat black woman so the Bible must…

It’s the same reason RL flashers do it.  It’s not about expecting a favorable response, it’s about sexually harassing someone.

No, I don’t think that’s the motivation. Sending an unsolicited dick pic is a violation - the woman sees the sender’s willy whether she wanted to, or not.
It’s flashing.

Good-it’s digital flashing. Flashing is illegal. This shit should be too.

He also said before the flight took off, the captain invited the young woman into the cockpit to “have some kind of good ol’ time with the dog.”

Every Republican at every level: vote them out. All of them. Vote them out using the only direct voice the people have.  Vote every single one out.  If you don’t then you get EXACTLY what you deserve.  And if you actively support these shit-assed cheese-dicks then you deserve to never hold public office as well in any…

Mitch McConnell needs to be on this list.

i’ll bet she was young and blonde

Every stripper I’ve ever seen genuinely wants to fuck me. It’s clear.

Yes sometimes when I pay for coffee they thank me profusely and even go so far as to call me “Sir”. So that totally means baristas, and all cashiers really, have the utmost respect and admiration for helping them out by buying stuff. You should see how kind wait staff is to me always checking up me and asking if I…

Geriatric vampires?

Are there a lot of people who consider thin skin to be an admirable trait?