The blinds have always said that the baby isn’t hers but her daughter’s, who she secretly had ages ago (another popular blind item).

*high pitched squealing noise* I was saying that about Trump, and how we probably all deserve to eat a shit sandwich, and now...I don’t want to eat a shit sandwich, or watch those around me dine on a sandwich of shit. So. Careful. What you wish for. *high pitched squealing noise commences*

Really incredible piece, Jia, on the nuance of context, both damning normalization but also fairly explaining how something like this was to happen, and it doesn’t necessarily make an artist a monster...in a straightforward way.

“ That Leia was capable of wielding the elusive but powerful “Force,” yet never did (at least in the films), was a defining aspect of her character.”

“ That Leia was capable of wielding the elusive but powerful “Force,” yet never did (at least in the films), was a defining aspect of her character.”

Heavily tattooed woman here: most artists I know would do the same thing. It IS a gamechanger, and you never, ever know with a walk-in. That person might come back (and sometimes does!) screaming at you for ruining her life because she didn’t know the exact response the world might have to her neck tattoo. Most of my…

Also, a lot of those commenters are saying, “Liberals stick up for kiddy fiddler Lena Dunham, but skewer these God fearing folk???” which makes me hear weird clicking noises in my head.

The only thing better than this essay is the fact that the comments all realize how powerful and poetic it is.

Problem is that Barnett is the guy's granddad, right? Ughughughugh.