I mean, he closed by playing “Purple Rain” IN THE FUCKING RAIN.

Ya’ll scared of the beyhive? Prince is #1 and it’s not close. 

Reminds me of Trump’s favorite line, “many people are saying..”

Good to know he’s still a fair weather friend to people. He didn’t lose those morals when he stopped being a drug mule

I’m sure Disney/ABC are quite happy that he’s speaking for them. Right about now his agent is getting a call on the red line.

Oh, Tim. STFU before you ram home just how terrible you really are. As if we needed more proof.

“...And that’s how you respond if you want people to root against you.”

The Man with the Golden Bun

Guy has been innovating failure for years.

““I got this wrong, and I take responsibility for that.””

No, Mark, you are making 11,000 other people take responsibility for that. You are taking no responsibility.

The man has his head up his ass, so you have to accept it’s a feature, not a bug.

Twitter really needed to be burned to the ground, and honestly, I’m not totally surprised that Elon Musk buying it somehow not only became the catalyst for doing exactly that with such effeciency, nor that it would be so monumentally, gluttonously entertaining to witness.

Strange how these dipshits whine that banning people spewing the N-Word, harassing Trans individuals, or claiming that drinking bleach will cure COVID is “violating the user’s free speech”, but they draw the line at mocking the petulant billionaire upset that he’s being clowned on.

Elon musk going from Libertarian Free Speech loser to Dwight from The Office screaming “Identity Theft is no laughing matter, Jim!” in record time is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.  

How can you say ‘Artless’? He’s the main antagonist.

Does he at least wish Keanu Reeves was dead?

Every fucking time this sort of think comes up, there’s a fucking “that guy” polishing his fucking monocle.

Did you chant with them?

as someone in recovery and having seen the successes and failures of so many people in my recovery meetings, people aren’t textbooks and most of the ideas around addiction are quickly losing merit. especially as we learn how dangerous the purist/disease model and all the “red flag projections” baggage it carries with…

There is a difference between a performative gesture that at best did nothing to help black activists and showing support for black activists. While the black Instagram boxes were superficial gestures, it’s not a great look for Feiri to show no support during the George Floyd protests.