I mean, I can definitely picture Trump making a speech this afternoon to reports and working himself all the way up into a rage-stroke and collapsing right there in front of everyone. Heck, I’m picturing it right now....

It already is:

I can’t wait for the Obamas to be able to set foot in the White House again as Biden’s honored guests. Joe and Barack gonna be having cookouts on the lawn every weekend. I can’t wait

The interesting thing (waiting for the final numbers) is that Drumpf did better with registered GOP than he did in 2016. So much for the “Republicans against Trump.”

Imma have to burn one for all my Philly Jawns and ATLiens today. Y’all gave me the best birthday present ever: a Trump eviction notice.

Big ups to Stacey Abrams for saving the country. 

Thats a lot of incredibly stupid people 

As a native resident of Los Angeles, all I can say is that there is much agreement among us to the number of professional basketball teams in the City of Los Angeles. There are two. The Los Angeles Lakers, and the Los Angeles Sparks...we will not be taking new applications...that is all.

Stop dividing the country with your better ideas on addressing the climate, poverty and healthcare!

Now excuse my xenophobia as I call you a Russian bot.

I don’t know how you could possibly think that this episode was suggesting “both sides are bad” or any sort of equivalency between Nazis and progressives. That’s just ridiculous. Some people fake/use progressivism in order to gain power and wealth; Neuman is one of those people.

Trump and Ivanka dissing Tiffany’s looks

respect my rights and no one else’s

Um... your outrage seems misplaced? She curated and earned a million followers (very hard work, I’m sure) in order to have a platform to publicly speak on issues, and she very clearly wants this message out. Isn’t this like ignoring Greta Thunderburg’s environmental message because she’s underage?

You don’t understand how TicTock works do you?

Powerful jacks are for jumping chasms, destroyed bridges thing like that. Essential for beating the Car Acrobatic Team. It’s almost like you’ve never watched Speed Racer.

Sports Caster 1: And the gold medal in calling the police on black people goes to... Karen!

And it would be really nice if ppl didn’t get fired for their gender identity or sexual orientation, for how thy dress or who they sleep with.

Actions and consequences...it’s not a hard concept. We learned it as children.

“Unless something literally illegal was done, it seems like an overreach to punish someone in this way.”

Uh oh, I hope I don’t get spoiled. I would hate to learn in advance that humans are the REAL monsters.