Don’t use rust as an excuse. The Warriors ran into a team last night of long and lanky defenders that decided stop asking them for their autographs and decided to d them up. The open looks that made The Warriors breathtaking for most of the last four seasons were not easily there. It will be interesting to see what…

*Accountant, checking records* Charles, do you mean you ate a 100 Grand or ate 100 grand?

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

BUY MY NEW BOOK:

Thor is the god of thunder, not lightning. And not hammers, either.

“Whomsoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” This is what Odin says when he casts Thor out in the original film, so it holds that if you have the hammer you have Thor’s powers, including lightning magic.

I’m inclined to think that he felt it move when he tugged, and then decided he wasn’t worthy by himself. That’s just how I read the scene, though.

Stay in school and take that logic and reason class again.

But, a couple of hundred thousand dollars of Russian spending stole the election?

“Piss off Ghost”

I printed out the report and put it in a binder to take home and read, but i’m also OCRing the PDF (it takes a long time to OCR a document this big) so I can search in it. I’m annoyed they gave us a scanned PDF and not a already searchable one, and really it’s not that hard to bookmark the sections. Adobe gives us so…

This atrocity deserves the profanity.

Woah, calm down with the Guardians 2 hate. Kurt Russell was terrific.

One could argue both men (and the camera) were underestimating her by treating her like a sex object just before she kicks Hogan’s ass. Then later she kicks a lot of other dudes asses while dub, oafish Hogan does next to nothing and then take credit for all her work.

Yeah, that and when she asks Coulson about the bomb he attaches to the door of Stane’s lab “Oh, wow! What’s that? It’s, like, a little device? It’s, like, a thing that’s going to pick the lock?”

I don’t really mind Iron Man 2. It’s not as actively bad as say, Incredible Hulk or Thor 2. RDJ is great as always, the racetrack battle is fun and I like the increased presence of Nick Fury and SHIELD. It’s chief crime is merely being boring and unmemorable compared to it’s predecessor.

He has seen his BORD.

She’s a long time Blue Jays fan, I just assumed she would welcome the sweet release of death a fastball to the head might bring.