The national emergency is going to get tied up in the courts so long that Trump will never see a single foot of his wall. Eminent domain lawsuits alone should carry it well past the next election.

Gronk: “Six of nine?! Nice!”

*Goes up for a leaping high five*

*Injures leg*

Whereas a rando homer signing up for a burner account just to make it clear to everyone that he’s completely missed the joke is extremely original and cool.

Sure the rest of the world liked obama, but tjhat was because he kept apologizing to them, bowing to foreign leaders, and otherwise destroyed America’s image around the world.

Are they responsible for Billy McFarland’s fraud? No of course not. But if I took a lot of money for something that ended up exploiting money and labor out of people who couldn’t afford to go without a paycheck, fuck yeah I’d feel obligated to help. Especially if I knew that the use of my face, my name and my…

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

First game: sure. Officiating SHOULD be the story, and the league ought to be ashamed.

White genocide is hilarious

Want to love it. Don’t love it. 

“Where are you from, homie?”

Is it wrong that I want a “worst of 2018” list a bit more than “best of 2018”?

The engineers were so preoccupied with whether Taycan, they didn’t stop to think if Tayshould.

Goff and the offense are for sure troubling, but let’s not forget that the defense allowed Nick Foles to shit 30 points on them (including 17 points in the 3rd quarter before basically calling it quits). Which is literally more than they’ve scored all season, except against the trash ass Giants.

Not to mention 0 sacks! …

Stanley Tucci was such an amazing part of the movie. His Dr. Erskine and Shaun Toub’s Yinsen are under-rated supporting characters in the MCU.

Obligatory:

The Ann Coulter live show is off to an amazing start.

Meh. Seen better trolls on Reddit.... Oh. You’re being serious. Lol

Colbert isn’t even Hollywood you dumbshit, he’s a New Yorker, living in New York and the current and previous 3 shows he was on were in....New York.

I’m not going to even waste my time with your anti-corporate diatribe.

When did he claim to be part of the “resistance to the corporate agenda and capital interests in the US”?