The Dodgers have looked so bad this Series that I actually can’t figure out how they got here.

It may be tough to remember anything other than the flying balls o’ death and Tall Man in Phantasm, but it had a ‘71 ‘Cuda.

Here ya go!

*cough*

Stop feeling the need to defend yourself against blatantly dishonest and sexist accusations by a clearly sexist and bigoted woman child who can’t deal with any criticism.

GOP: Let’s immediately begin an investigation into Hillary Clinton sending a bomb to herself!

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

I’m sorry, but the list of political dynamics and issues where Obama needs an explainer from Libby Watson is exceedingly short.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

You’ve got it all wrong. Fake news!

Are we sure that’s regular toilet paper and not the Constitution with which he usually wipes his ass?

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

And yet it’s the least embarrassing thing he’s done as President.

Well if no one else is going to say it...

Nice try. Tho needs more Syd Mead:

“Even considering turning them on and driving them ruins the value.”

Ultra low mileage cars are not cars. The are museum pieces. Even considering turning them on and driving them ruins the value.

The depth of my non-understanding of what any of this shit means is profound.