Parks and Rec is probably a top 10 cast. I’d also put Friends on this list. Yes, I know it’s an easy show to hate, but think of how many “young people in the city with seemingly unlimited income living in a huge apartment” shows there have been. It only worked because of that specific combination of six actors.…

Consolation prizes to:

The Quicker Fucker Upper

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

If Sandy Hook didn’t change anything nothing will.

If 20 kids getting shot and killed didn’t change anything, then this won’t. Only when every has dealt with a similar loss, or has a close friend who has, will things change. Unfortunately a lot of people need to die for that to happen.

rub them sensuously all over your body

Save that shit for Car And Driver.

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

There’s that “liberal bias” I keep hearing about at ESPN. Luckily, we have heroes like Clay Travis and Britt McHenry to defend to good name of Preside...sorry, can’t finish, vomiting out of my eyes.

I was a little surprised he liked medirocre vanilla porn (if you can call a stepmom eating out her stepdaughter vanilla) instead of tentacle porn, but maybe lizard people like Ted find human sex kinkier?

+.08 BAC

“You went 4 for 4 with 2 52 yard field goals in your debut. Talk about rhetoric as the counterbalance to dialectic in framing a debate.”

Free speech does not mean you can scream fire in a crowded theater which is the same as your fascist ideology.

Only a violent white demon would look at that spectacle of white males carrying torches and yelling “jews will not replace us” would call it “peaceful”. And this fantasy your ilk has of BLACK LIVES MATTER murdering whites is pure projection. You are from the most vile species on the planet.

You are the idiot who was bragging your family fought for the other mass murder in WW2.

Go and fuck yourself, you racist asshole.

“Killing people is part of the job...” Shut the fuck up, Tackleberry.  

I am a fairly calm person and try my best to live the “do unto others” rule. Strong believer in karma and the need to be kind without expecting anything back. Have actually spent a few Thanksgivings serving the poor at local shelters. I’m about live and let live. I’m about returning hatred with love, and try to…

Please Fallon is a fucking empty suit who couldn’t hold a stance on anything. This is generic show host “We all feel bad, don’t we audience.” to avoid the fact that he’s had the entire GOP High Command, not just Trump, on his show constantly.