This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

But the Conservatives have absolutely zero shame. Being the bigger person does not resonate with middle America. Look at the election map.

“Unless the ghost of Ben Franklin comes back, we’re fucked, right?”

This is such a stark contrast to Obama’s farewell speech last night (and the last 8 years for that matter, but last night brought it home in a very heartbreaking way) that it makes me tear up. I can’t believe this shitshow on wheels is what follows such a smart, savvy, dedicated, funny, self-depracating, diplomatic…

“At the end of 8 years”. Oh go fuck yourself

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

So finally today I was able to find some hope. In a story about a junior staffer standing up at a meeting and calling our Donna Brazille on her role in losing the election. If This election wakes up democrats, shakes loose the last vestages of the old Clinton coalition and makes way for a new generation of…

Annnnnnd I’m crying again. This is a fucking nightmare. A four-year long nightmare.

but he’s not a successful businessman. If fact, everything he’s done on his own has been an abject failure. His focus is going to be figuring out ways to funnel public money into his pockets.

We didn’t have nuclear weapons then. We have just allowed someone, who thinks Putin is just fantastic, to possess the nuclear codes.

Now is a good time for us on the West Coast to secede. I think we’re done with all that “United States” bullshit. Because tonight absolutely proved it’s bullshit. Unequivocally.

When I was about 22 ish (back when the Loch Ness monster was just a tadpole) a 60ish man put his hand down my skirt and squeezed my ass at a charity function. My then boyfriend tried to make me tell someone, but all I wanted to do was leave.

Came here to post that EXACT thing. Unreal.

Man, fuck being President. According to Trump, if you’re Secretary of State you’re basically in God Mode and can shape world politics to your whim, Hillary was just lazy.

Trump disparaging a former female Secretary of State?!?! I’m so shocked my cock just blew off, turned into a penis drill missle and burrowed itself deeply into my brain, killing me.

Wholly, completely disagree. I have a lab mix and a pit mix, and lived with my mom and her two cats for a year. These are my empirical and scientifically meritorious conclusions, based on approximately one year of observation and data collection:
1.) My lab has literally the worst farts ever. LITERALLY THE WORST.…

All I know is, anyone who puts on a scary clown outfit nowadays had some pretty big shoes to fill.

Much like the Browns offense, this letter looks really good on paper and is presented well, but in the end it's just stationery.