“Sure do. Nice penis pump btw.”

The fries or the Mrs.?

Our first female president, this one. Love it.

Or “You Just Don’t Under-Sand Me.”

Holy sheet! And ironic this story is from Kevin DRAPER.

Spot the fuck on my friend.

Yep. So strange. I did NOT like Dubya in any way, shape or form, but my wife and I - when discussing the current orange shitturd in the White House - agree that Bush was, at least, presidential, and understood the gravitas of the job and the tradition it held.

That first paragraph needs to be chiseled in stone, somewhere, for all to see and worship.

I never will forget the election - I wondered if it was a dream.

Totally and completely agree. My problem is I’m a middle-aged idealist who believes that, ultimately, shit doesn’t float. There are other ways to get the message across. But in this case, it makes my party look bad when they criticize the Right for acting like a bunch of prima donnas WHILE doing the same thing.…

Bonus points for meta “sarcastic response.”

Nailed it. Thank you for this. I too am a life-long Democrat, but can’t understand how acting as petulant and downright stupid as Conservatives is going to solve anything. Because when we do, we DON’T have an argument to make about abhorrent behavior. After the election - where protesters used Trump’s win as an excuse…

THIS! This. This this this!

THANK YOU FOR THIS. I will NOT calm down. Although I won’t violently protest, I will continue to, loudly, state my opposition to this shitbag. It was bad enough when he got elected, but having my twin 16 year-old daughters crying and asking me “How can someone who says it’s OK for rich white men to grab my genitals be…

In my time on this planet I’ve seen some terrible, terrible shit. I can honestly say I’ve never been more ashamed of my country - and ashamed to call myself American. Fuck you, each and every one of you, you selfish, uninformed, witless turds who voted this misogynistic, bigoted, arrogant, inexperienced piece of shit…

“Excuse me, Mr. Broadway? Michael Bay on line 1 for you.”

+1 simply because of the beautiful, intricate setup (and yes, the payoff, too).

Yeah but for the mimes they came very quietly.

God bless your father - and you for sharing this. I’ve been in tears most of the day, hoping that Americans never, ever forget the events that occurred on this day...not just the tragedy, but the heroism.