That’s a fib!, I just got my STI checkup last week, I tested negative for everything. Doctor even said that I show signs of never getting laid.

Wow, it’s almost like abstinence education isn’t helping. Weird.

Abstinence only sex ed and healthcare restrictions are certainly the big factors.

I love how a day after the story about the sexism at Gawker Media broke John Cook issued a layoff memo saying that Gawker is going to be about hard core politics and Jezebel is going to do more celebrity gossip and beauty articles.

“The emotional effects of his diagnosis may help explain some of his behavior over the past two years”

Wow...I didn’t get that vibe at all. In fact I was thinking, “Awww, looks like they’re into each other again, like old people who realize they actually are married to their best friend.”

Probably not.

A mental health issue wouldn’t surprise me. Bipolar disorder would be my first guess.

Popcorn wouldn’t be enough. You’d need some serious, Charlie-Sheen-level drugs to get through those debates.

Posts with his photo should come with Trigger Warnings or NSFW because goddamn. I am literally salivating.

He most popular recently - was on Game of Thrones, he is married to Lisa Bonet, all around seems to be like a good guy on top of being ridiculously gorgeous.

Or maybe he’s been played by Emilio THIS WHOLE TIME!!! Like, where is Emilio nowadays anyway?!

His next project will co-star Shia LeBoef

It’s the only way he can beat Carson

There’s still Emilio!

He’s going to reveal that he truly is the generation's greatest actor, director, and writer and that all of his crazy was an intensely complicated conceptual art piece that he did as part of his PhD dissertation in Modern Drama.

Is it that Trump tapped him to be his running mate?