That’s an “I can’t feel my face” face if I ever saw one.

Culture change.

Now that you mention it, it does seem potentially relevant. Certainly the manipulation tactics and communication style are familiar.

This is ridiculous. You can’t treat parents this way. They have the right to know what is happening at their child’s school and to bring up their concerns. The school I work at does have problems but we make sure to treat our parents well and address their concerns as best we can. There are some parents’ demands that…

Because people, by and large, are asshats.

*whispers* I know you’re making a joke but I love the name Declan. *end whisper*

Not exactly on topic, but is she a scientologist? Bragging about getting her product on Jenna Elfman and Kelly Preston (both known clams) gets her a side-eye.

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email?

and so was Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.

I love the rock.

MADONNA, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU. STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN.

Thank goodness humans don’t have to lick their babies clean like cats.

Yeah, my husband likes to complain that he was really uncomfortable sleeping on the pull-out couch in my room after my emergency c-section. I feel for the guy.

I know it’s stereotypical to say, but ugh, men.

But according to Solano, his wife saw the photo and laughed.

omg newborn babies are disgusting.

I’m more offended for her in that her husband stated she is as beautiful as a newborn. Do not compare mothers to shell-less turtle, alienoids.