One would think that after such penile-located trauma, Mr. Bobbitt would make like Fleetwood Mac and go his own way. But as Lorena tells Harvey, John Bobbitt has attempted to make contact with her more than once over the years.

Not touching anything else on your plate?

@Chloe Grace Moretz.

In fairness, my zoo membership also functions as my gym membership (lots of walking) and my “dear God, let me out of the house to see some sunlight” pass.

I can count on one hand the number of birthday parties I had during my entire childhood, birth to 18. Every kid I know seems to have a party every year. I can’t tell if I’m the weird one or not.

A zoo membership isn’t crazy. It’s just a pass to the zoo.

Oh my god the birthday parties. The Birthday Parties. I could die of all the exhaustion just watching some of these other parents.

Can we add “too judged”? Because parents that try to let their kids fall down and be more feral and learn from their mistakes get arrested now. Somewhere along the line we made imperfect parenting a crime.

We’re still going to teach them Cantonese though, right? RIGHT???

A. Crappy child/disabled/elder care

May I offer my “head up my ass” opinion as to why?

What I read from the article is that they are willing to be moved, they are not willing to be screwed on the price. Now this will go through the courts and have a judge or jury decide on the price based, hopefully, on the facts of the case, not sentiment of the family, and not expedience of the government. Ideally the…

Land of the free*

The negative feelings associated with weight loss are not discussed nearly enough. Especially if you felt comfortable with your former size. There are people who want you to hate yourself for being fat. For them weight loss reaffirms that belief, even when it is not true. When you lose weight, people start treating…

I'm 100% sure that's not what she was saying at all.

Yeah, it’s such a fucking wasp’s nest. Like, losing weight is always equated to becoming acceptable in the male gaze, yet getting healthy feels amazing and really *is* something you do for yourself.

Bobby,

Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

Ugh. Have you seen the commercials from Walmart imploring us to use a green light bulb to show a sign of support for veterans? Seriously, if you want to support veterans, how about you save the light bulbs and donate the money to an organization that actually supports veterans.

brags about “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup. He also flashes a gun he brought into the coffee shop