I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

#TeamNoOne

He’s a lame duck Governor with a 15% approval rating. I mean if he could literally set the entire state on fire and leave he would.

Oh my...you lost 110% of your credibility stating this...

Ohhhh I get it, you *don’t* care then. And are therefore just trying to get a rise out of the evil SJW’s who are destorying your world. Fight on brave warrior.

I think he has a secret bet going with someone (maybe satan?) to see if he can reach a 0% approval rate.

There’s probably a technicality there involving the relative gravitational pulls of Christie and the sun.

“He did not get any sun,” Murray added. “He had a baseball hat on.”

Christie is going to be out the door at the next gubernatorial election anyways, and his political career is more or less over. He probably figures he might as well enjoy the perks while he can (and that is an incredibly sweet perk, having an entire Jersey beach to yourself - or an entire beach in general).

I’m not the one handing out such insipid “insightful” critiques that no one asked for. “Wahhhh the internet isn’t letting me harass a journalist” seriously dude go eat glass

D-

You’re kind of embarrassing

You wound me to the quick, sirrah. I faith know not how I shall go on.

Thanks for the pageviews!

Yeah I’m pretty much with you on this. I feel sorry for her children but damn, that is one special kind of stupid. Those pistols can penetrate metal. A ten second google search would’ve made her realize this was 11 levels of idiocy.

Right, nobody is grabbing any pitchforks. But it’s curious to see that a game that is ten years old manages to look worse when most people’s experience with other titles of comparable length—like WoW—are of them looking better.

Susanna Reid will one day stick a stiletto between Morgan’s ribs and serenely watch him bleed out.

I am all for people being healthy and doing their part to help others do the same, but the Rev here is just one of them dudes that is supposed to be big. He looks like a 10 year old found an old person’s head... and then a cell phone.

Justin Bieber makes beautiful what?

We use these all the time at the coffee shop I work at. They scare the shit out of me so I’m always extremely careful using them. My coworkers tease me about it but apparently I have a good reason to be careful. I’m sorry that this woman died. It’s so unfortunate.