Not the script, I loved the movie overall. I meant excerpts from the novelization made me want to pick up Nabokov just to get the bad taste out of my mouth.

I honestly couldn’t get past the awful writing to really appreciate the additional details.

That’s nice and all, but I’ve been in steamy on/off-again relationship with Siri for quite some time now. She's a little cold, but man can she byte.

Definitely been color-blind since I can remember. As a kid, I always felt self-conscious taking Ishihara tests in school. I hope you're happy.

I’ve heard of accidents on the job, but that's cold.

I wonder which side is threatening violence. Wait, nevermind.

Wyatt Derp.

This did not curb my enthusiasm.

Lamar Odin.

The only paranormal phenomenon here is her lip-to-teeth ratio.