Nah, the vast majority of NYers are people like you who have moved in, are thrilled to be able to afford their Kleenex box apartment and make everything from pizza to waiting in line for cronuts a “special NY experience.” We would like them to stop sucking up all our psychic energy and go back to Iowa.

Finally! I had to scroll all the way down to find the only one (outside of Fairways Peach Habenaro, which is way too local for this test) that is worthy. 

Marriage is also, sometimes, very exhausting, what with the constant being around the same person all the goddamn time. It’s so exhausting, in fact, that I have sent off work to clients with misspellings, missing words or......badly numbered lists of things.

Not enough Sürstromming.

Beef, sauteed onions, a few prunes, tomato paste and dark ale. Take the meat out before you serve ,emulsify that sauce, add frozen peas, heat. Serve over rice/ mashed potatoes.

I read the article, and much as I am not a big fan of Sanders, the examples given portray the bernie bros as just overly defensive. As for the Trump supporters—well, there’s major harassment in those tweets.

You must be a Brit. Brits seem to hate any fruit tart that is not smothered in custard or jelly. *shudder*

FYI, the question about the presence of “non-athletic-looking little dudes in street clothes” and the explanation that they’re translators for players “from far-away places like Japan, Colombia, Curacao, Korea and Canada,” was probably not sucked through a wormhole from decades ago.

I made a puff pastry like this once with the whole freaking slab of butter, for a tarte tatin. It was fabulous. It took all day—6 hours what with the chilling and rolling. I will probably not be able to make it again until next year.

Preach. We eat lots of fresh veggies, cooked and raw, in this house, and yet one of my children, after years of eating what we ate, chooses as an adult to only consume bananas and broccoli as his fruit and vegetable. The rest of his diet is pizza and burritos. My younger one doesn’t have this problem.

Excuse me, it’s at least at Don Johnson level.

Put that shit in your freezer for God’s sake.

Just to point out “Gretchen Thompson” is probably not Jewish and the majority of the Brooklyn Orthodox community itself did not support the antivax movement.

If you’ve already made pesto a few times, though, do you need a book on it? Once you’ve mastered it, pesto making and its uses become a sort of creativity born of necessity.

Facebook: I have relatives (I like) that only correspond by this platform, so I have to keep it sitting there in my browser history like a fat festering turd.

Fashion forward for Golden Corral.

Jezebel is not a feminist website, just a site that wants it both ways. It says it right up there in the banner.

Or use those Ore Ida shredded hash browns in lots of oil. (Microwave them to thaw and dry out for 1 minute first.) They are also great for cheater latkes.

I’m so glad I wasn’t a child in Britain.

And eventually you will have huge flocks of evil smelling parrots, flying out of people’s lavatories and impinging on their personal freedoms.