This technique worked for one kid, but not for the other. He is now  a teen, and will eat what I serve, but with such as sad face that I only plate a little and let him finish the meal with cheese or peanut butter and bread.

So if you’re having a shit day, I promise you it’s probably not as worse as what that lady went through. Airplane parenting is the worst thing on Earth, but mix in barf and it’s a whole new dimension of suffering.

Looking forward to it.

Get with it, Jena’s on the rebound from Luke and Becky’s with Adam.

he does none of the heavy lifting

If I’m working with someone on time sensitive materials, then yes, having a read receipt lets me know that the message has been received and s/he knows to work on it. We don’t have to waste our time by texting back “k!” or “ty!” These are far more irritating.

I get it every time the waitress brings me more coffee.

Nah, I’m sure it was pickled to begin with. But who subs an orange for a lemon?

Not sure if this counts, but I died laughing and this is a ghost writing here now.

Yes. After having constant sleepless nights angsting over my kids’ futures, the state of our finances, and the state of the domestic partnership, I can’t be bothered about my verbal fuckups anymore.

Why limit this to North America? That’s missing out:

Go4 were quite innovative when they first started. I’ve always been surprised they didn’t get greater fame—but at least they’ve influenced a lot of other bands!

My favorite band of all, all time! As my avatar makes clear.

So they let him off the hook?

He did the deed, he shouldn’t carp about it.

What? And pass on the deal for this 9/11 cheese plate?

*Watches video*

Yeah, we saw this happen about 10 x while we were there. Once a family, including children got out of the car to take pictures. The bear wasn’t that close but could have had a tasty family snack in a sprint.

The face on the knob made me laugh out loud. But the scene with the second murder.... I saw it when it first aired, with a friend, and I have never before or since, been so freaked out and unable to sleep. I was 28 at the time.