It is not real: no flappy paddle gearbox, no KERS; I mean really, taking your hand off the wheel to move a lever? How nekulturny!

ANYTHING to do with Clarkson and a Hovercraft/Van.

Hemmeroid surgery might be useful. Most older fighter jocks need a tuck after pulling that many G’s for that many years.

Clean the windshield, pick up at least 1/100th of a second.

“Negative ‘Greatest Generation’, the pattern is full”

Is it possible to modify F1 such that these events happen at least once per race? I’m not asking for IROC/NASCAR wheel to wheel every lap, but David Hobbs’ annual review of any year’s series usually shows ONE decent pass per anum.

Not the Raptors’ MO. They’d rather wipe out your Air Farce before you know the 22’s are even in the same hemisphere. Air Superiority<Air Supremacy<What the F happened to our jets!

Can I order a bespoke Fox Body in Air Force Stratospheric Blue Grey? Maybe “Warshot White” on the crease lines?

“So it is every man to his rope or gun, Quick’s the word and Sharp’s the action....”

still grey

Anything (everything) on the Mach 5’s steering hub. (And Trixie)

All the mess around Top Gear, and we get no Jezza, no Hamster, no Captain Slow imitations, maybe just one, “How hard could it be?”

“Mommy drinks because YOU cry!”

The most Jalopnik of all moves.

Oh, the Large Hadron Collider is back up and running....

Will it still have the ginourmous center console that takes up ALL THE HIP ROOM?

It’ll Babe, but will it “shot” like a ‘71 Pantera?

Does it include the "tears that cure cancer"?

Mandatory

Thank you.