Obviously it'll grocery, will it baby?

Some say he will be paid unemployment in strong pornography.

What is it about the right turn from Bull St. South to Elmwood West that makes all of these cock donors think they can pull an Earnhardt, Sr "pass in the grass"? I've been right cut twice at that intersection.

#freejezza

Backfire? Better check the condenser. 'Bout $2.50 at NAPA.

Run it backwards and it looks like a '59 Vette with the brights on...

Sentry Savannah was awesome.

Watching "OZ" whilst nude?

Black/Gold

Cue "Immigrant Song"

Clicked in thinking this might be about Spokesmodels. Nope.

What, no Minister/Preacher? It is usually a man of God who "has the best interests of the young man at heart" as he bilks the poor jock for everything. See: Marcus Dupree and Rev. Kenneth Fairley - ESPN 30 for 30, "The Best that Never Was".

Right Said Fred sues for infringement of "I'm too Sexy"

Having had the privilege of firing a Manhurin MR 73, its smooth action makes any revolver outside of a well tuned Colt Python feel like a bag of dislocated parts. Haven't had the opportunity to fire the German Korth, but I understand it is even smoother than the MR 73.

A new entry into the Redneck Games ~~~ "Hey y'all, watch this (and hold my beer)" finals.

Appreciate the "Dagmar Headlights"

She also uses her turn indicators. Queen FTW.

Not exactly "car", but can I handle 18 wheels, 18 cogs, and a 70 lbs clutch?

C7: sounds like my Labrador at 3am.

This goes along with a hanger full of P-51's, chainsaws, Winchester shotguns, the hanging curveball, and Kate Upton as testosterone laced 'Murrica.