All the mess around Top Gear, and we get no Jezza, no Hamster, no Captain Slow imitations, maybe just one, “How hard could it be?”

“Mommy drinks because YOU cry!”

The most Jalopnik of all moves.

Oh, the Large Hadron Collider is back up and running....

Will it still have the ginourmous center console that takes up ALL THE HIP ROOM?

It’ll Babe, but will it “shot” like a ‘71 Pantera?

Does it include the "tears that cure cancer"?

Mandatory

Thank you.

Obviously it'll grocery, will it baby?

Some say he will be paid unemployment in strong pornography.

What is it about the right turn from Bull St. South to Elmwood West that makes all of these cock donors think they can pull an Earnhardt, Sr "pass in the grass"? I've been right cut twice at that intersection.

#freejezza

Backfire? Better check the condenser. 'Bout $2.50 at NAPA.

Run it backwards and it looks like a '59 Vette with the brights on...

Sentry Savannah was awesome.

Watching "OZ" whilst nude?

Black/Gold

Cue "Immigrant Song"

Clicked in thinking this might be about Spokesmodels. Nope.