What, no Minister/Preacher? It is usually a man of God who "has the best interests of the young man at heart" as he bilks the poor jock for everything. See: Marcus Dupree and Rev. Kenneth Fairley - ESPN 30 for 30, "The Best that Never Was".

Right Said Fred sues for infringement of "I'm too Sexy"

Having had the privilege of firing a Manhurin MR 73, its smooth action makes any revolver outside of a well tuned Colt Python feel like a bag of dislocated parts. Haven't had the opportunity to fire the German Korth, but I understand it is even smoother than the MR 73.

A new entry into the Redneck Games ~~~ "Hey y'all, watch this (and hold my beer)" finals.

Appreciate the "Dagmar Headlights"

She also uses her turn indicators. Queen FTW.

Not exactly "car", but can I handle 18 wheels, 18 cogs, and a 70 lbs clutch?

C7: sounds like my Labrador at 3am.

This goes along with a hanger full of P-51's, chainsaws, Winchester shotguns, the hanging curveball, and Kate Upton as testosterone laced 'Murrica.

and Harbor Freight tiedowns.

Boom goes your thoracic compression

I detect the subtle undertones of a Fox Body 4.6L with tuned exhaust under the scream of the Valkyrie.

The Starfighter "moan".

No Mr. Bond....

Yes, a revolver that can be suppressed.

If the breeze had been off the land, would the ship have righted herself upon launch, or just rolled starboard side under?

And here I thought it was the Fox body Mustang for those times when you absolutely, positively MUST impress the whole trailer park.

"Senator, I knew 240Z, and you are no 240Z".

Why the Oxygen mask at low level?

A challenger emerges.