Like a true closer, he ended his career with a third strike.

‘e’s got busted with the PEDs once more
‘e’s been busted several times before
an’ everyone was by Jenrry (Jenrry!)
ne’er was his willie just a sham (no sham!)
It’s the Third failed test for Jenrry,
Jenrry the Third I am!

Second verse, same as the first.