hint for guys: many women seem to be afraid that guys will go totally ape shit once they're in the backdoor like some nasty porn video. the way to minimize that fear is to offer them that they are free to do your backdoor too. that let's them know that you're not really going to do any crazy thing as they will have a…

so what's with all the hating? pete doherty is the coolest man in the UK.

so wait, she didn't lie to her dad about going to hang out in some basement with a boy? somebody needs to teach that kid a lesson.

@zahava:

is this post somehow related to the dennis kucinich & the hot wife posting?

i'll add that i got a boner when a girl recommended i read daniel dennett's "consciousness explained". it's been a year and a half and i'm still going out with her.

is everyone here ignoring that dennis kucinich is one of the coolest motherfuckers in the US goverment?

oops my apologies, that comment was meant for another posting.

so what's the verdict? she's going to get fired for cock blocking on the job?

so, i don't get it. you mean to say doing a knob knock at a meeting is considered inappropriate in DC?

uhm, maybe he's smoking because he likes to smoke, not doing it to be "hot" or for your benefit...

i'm afraid AL is going to inadvertently bring the wonkette commenters with her to the jezebel party.

todd haynes = nice todd

well if ted haggard's wife had gone shopping at victoria's secret maybe that whole episode with the meth & rent boy would have ended up totally different...

when i was in college i went to apply to a sperm bank. the deal was 2 donations to test if your spunk held up to freezing and you got $50 each.

i thought this post was about the effect crystal meth has on your penis.

i think he's pulling a "neg" from the mystery book of manipulating women. she'll come running back to him...

damn, does this mean the "anonymous lobbyist" at wonkette got laid with one of her readers then got that snarky email?

she's testing the water for a switch and left the whole "hack" thing open so she could quickly backtrack.

i hope the people who make fur coats took some down with them to hell because it must be freezing over right about now....