It's time for the age of endless runners constantly farted out with a different IP attached to stop.

Exactly.

You stopped reading at birth.

When would he say he's hurting for money? Everyone everywhere knows he's a multi-millionaire.

Apples and Oranges... I don't think you know what you're talking about.

What? Snooze fest? What Aphex Twin have you been listening too?

I love Aphex Twin. HI FIVE

I got Team Pink, which is basically like Team Pussy I tried to trade with Team Black, but Joe said noone is allowed to trade.

Here, enlighten yourself:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_St…

What is this?

Metronome (Too random)

Nice use of rigid collodion. I'll remember that.

What is this shit?

They're classic and timeless, dingus.
A classic is an outstanding example of a particular style, something of lasting worth or with a timeless quality

Translation:

So many people that would defend video game violence and how fictional violence doesn't have anything to do with real life calling the kettle black here.

Funny that this is even a conversation considering that they JUST NOW made child pornography illegal? Why the hell has it been legal?

That's so fucking disrespectful that PC gamers should NOT ever buy another Ubisoft title. Let's see if they care then.

So, they made it look great for a demo, released an inferior product across all platforms, including PC, and on PC it HAD the ability to look that good, but they crippled it so that it wouldn't make their console release look bad?

Is that real?