Okay, I fixed it for you.

GOG is cool. I'll still just see them for freebies and cheapies though.

Yeah, you had to explain it. The Anchor didn't... his was a better joke....

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Good job, not one of your references made any sense.

This whole "Luigi's stare" thing seems to be made a way bigger deal than I feel that it should be. There's an article about it every day.

Perhaps if your profession is PR, community management, and social media management, you should know what to say, what not to say, and how to say things... as... you know... your qualifications for the position.

Just because you call it non-existent doesn't make it so. And the why?

It seems like you're just jumping on one aspect of the review. If you read the whole thing he has plenty of problems with the game beyond guns.

I'm here because I generally like the content, you're clearly here to troll considering you think "9/10 their opinions are fueled by some hidden agenda behind it".

"You're playing the game wrong how dare you not get enough personal enjoyment out of a game."

Even if this was political, are people who play video games automatically non-political?

How is this political bait?

It's pretty weird how all reviewers are in fact people, and not robots.

It's because you have bad taste.

So why are you even here?

I guess Video Games get a breather as a facilitator of young violence now that Creepy Pasta is in their sights.

Hmmmm. I think I could do this.

Cartoon character picture each other as food all of the time when they're starving. That would suggest that Daffy Duck wouldn't find eating Bugs Bunny abhorrent.

Are you saying pokemon more sentient than animals?