Is it "Rust"? I thought it was Russ.

no

THANK YOU

What's up with the speech bubbles? Is that a new Kotaku thing?

It seems to me like Molyneux has the problem that a lot of armchair "game designers" have, which is that to have an amazing idea about some hypothetical game in your head is valuable and will work. He actually has a track record of good games, so he's allowed to, but it reeks of the same sort of comments and forum…

Noone's forcing you to read it.

What?!? Are you actually reading the words you are typing?

Mmmhmmm.... yeah.... He's a victim of.... WAIT... what is he a victim of?

HAWP!

Really? REALLY?

No, I loved it. I just completed it in the 90s a couple of times, and I'm not much of a retread old ground sort, for most games.

If you input up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a, select, start does your dog get 99 lives?

Ah. Well, fair enough. I'm still not bored of post-apocalypse.

I think sometimes losing can be a lot of fun. Frustration can even be fun. It's just how it's presented. I don't need a pat on the back "You win" to have fun. It's totally cool that it's not what you like though.

Yeah, I only played it a couple times in the late 90s...

I don't remember most of these. The 90s were a long time ago.

Theme? What's wrong with the theme?

Do you actually understand the words you typed?

That was a lovely epitaph... thank you.