'm just glad you didn't mention "plucking yew".

I have one of these and used it for awhile, but it's not as useful as it seems.

But I didn't use movies as an example of good decisions, or things that you should emulate. I simply pointed out that there are almost certainly places that this person has seen the wallet being in the back pocket, so I was asking him how he could be surprised about this faux revelation.

Again you go assuming you know anything about me.

This is in NO WAY relevant to my question at all.

her der derp derp.

I understand that maybe the back pocket isn't optimal, but you haven't literally never noticed that back pocket wallet is the norm, right?

God... fucking... whatever, man... you're fucking loathsome. Enjoy being moronic scum.

It looks hard. I'd probably never be able to bleat it.

The fact that you are offended by anything that you perceive as some personality flaws of a stranger on the internet talking to another stranger on the internet about something not involving you at all in the Kotaku comment section should inspire you to recalibrate your defensive mechanisms.

Yes, you chimed in on a conversation I was having with a different person to continue ridiculous personal bullshit because you are probably equally offended about my opinions on a cartoon.

I wouldn't say "butthurt" considering I'm weathering personal attacks, but I was a little annoyed. The amount of text I write is pretty irrelevant and ridiculous point considering I type fast, think fast, and most of it is actually trying to get you to understand how ridiculous you are, not being offended.

Freddie Wong?

Maybe you should not be reading reviews.

No it's not. It's more like if I walked in to to a bar and said "Budweiser sucks" to the bartender while I was ordering. Another thing to mention, if I walked in to a bar and yelled "BEER SUCKS AND IS STUPID", NOONE would come up to me and say, "You think beer sucks? Why don't you provide a reasonable explanation for…

Maybe you otter keep it to yourself.

The fuck are you talking about?

I didn't say I was offended.

Yeah, I don't exactly know why you're telling me this, but the whole thing is pretty bizarre.

Christ... how much heroin is he using?