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annnnnd it already broke down, literally on the way home for the guy who bought it

old interior

IT’S A TRAP!

Did someone forget their calculator today?

Unfortunately he was driving a Penske, and insurance only covers this sort of thing with a Ryder.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

I mean that’s pretty much pitch perfect right?

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Im really glad Hyundai is coming out with FRESH designs.

Guns: the gift that keeps taking.

Excellent. Now a whole new generation can be mystified by David Lynch’s Pacific Rim.

The Accord is in better shape with 40k fewer miles.  Most people think the Accord wagon is a better looking car.  The Accord was $3900.  This Camry, with its sketchy ad, sketchy photos, missing door handle, and 200k miles costs 45% more than the Accord.  Make sense?

OK, agreed, but this is the billion-dollar question:

She’s been on the road for a long time. She’s seen some shit man.

If we’re going to reintroduce classic color names - if not the color itself - then why not the model that made it so famous?

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You mean Nebula? I didn’t see Gamora anywhere.

It’s not the fact that these two movies didn’t show it, it’s the fact that these two movies and the eight previous movies and all of the books didn’t show it. It’s the fact that she’s only stated it on ancillary media and never confirmed it with a book or movie.