I like this trend.

Mutant X was way better.

The one two combo of having a donkey show sequence take place directly before a donkey punch scene was bold and innovative.

DJ Trump did the nine elevens.

TOP 10 FAVORITE PEOPLE:
1 - DONALD TRUMP
2 - AYN RAND
3 - SARAH PALIN
4 - GOD
5 - MY DOG "DARKIE"
6 - JESUS (LORD AND SAVIOR)
7 - JESUS (GARDNER)
8 - MIKE PENCE
9 - VLADIMIR PUTIN
10 - THE UNCLE WHO DIDN'T TOUCH ME

My wife's boyfriend's son is Asian and I find this very offensive.

I'm jerking off so hard right now. I'm worried it might fall off.

I don't care, I still jerked off. You can't take that away from me.

I'll fuck any of you for free.

It's spelled Jeff, you know.

Water is for poor people anyway. I only drink panda milk.

Our environment is perfectly fine. Stop falling for the Lamestream Media's lies.

Poor, poor Felicia Day.

I liked Kim Kardashian a whole lot more back when she wasn't famous and I hadn't heard of her.

That's a great Sloth costume.

Here's another boring Mark Arm story:

I came for the armpits.

Nothing cool about swears? Fuck you, author whose name I didn't bother remembering.

HURRR HURR, he wears mom jeans, you guys!!! YOU GUYS!!