I have dead parents, when do I get to be in movies?

Disney paid him to sleep.

If our date ends with Metroid's dying, absolutely.

I need an adult! But wash your hands first.

They're gonna Walk This Way to Europe.

It chafes either way.

Fucking muppets isn't as good as it sounds.

I don't care for robot overlords, so I just blast them with Super Missiles.

That'll cost you extra.

Bounty hunting, but mostly being an escort.

My work gives me both penis and bubblegum.

Any game that features me is an escape. Well, most of them anyways…

Not my best looking suit.

Fuck Mother Brain and the Space Pirates.

I eradicated the Metroid menace, so there's that.

He's a bird, man!

I'm used to battling monsters, so I can help.