Good luck, people are dying to get in there.

Sliding into your DMs like ...

And this is him when people are watching.

To be fair, groping is technically an improvement from rape.

To infinity and Bellend!

Musk oversells, but honestly most of what he’s said he’ll accomplish he has, and they’re not small accomplishments.

We’re petting a cat together. My heart skips a beat when our hands inadvertently touch.

Where’s the version with the slow zoom in set to Adagio for Strings?

There will be a lot of rational discussions in this comment section.

Maybe they added a hitch to the other end and made the worlds first sport trailer. All the pedigree of Alfa, in trailer form.

Just a bunch of glory boys in aviation with your, “lasers are serious business baloney.” Give someone and inch and they take a mile, what is next you think that we shouldn’t be allowed to take shots at your helicopter with a BB gun? If you don’t like it get out of the air with your flying machine ya punks.

Do they still make Bugle Boy?

Not to parse every sentence, but I don’t think he was saying their admiration for him made him think it was okay. He was just saying that their admiration for him created a power imbalance he claims he didn’t perceive. He thought it was okay because he created a fiction that suggested that if he asked for and received…

Jerry CK

Martin Shkreli.

You must have been overjoyed to find a reason to deflect my point. Congrats on being the left’s Fox News: partisan entertainment masquerading as “news.”

I will not condemn a man on rumor alone.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.