“At least Jerry fights for his team and, by extension, its fans.”

I made this for you, I hope you appreciate all the hard work it took.

This is the purest desire I’ve ever felt in my life to see both sides lose.

Yet they never depict the Ouroboros shitting in its own mouth.

you can be whatever you choo choo choose to be.

We get angry emails about a wide variety of topics, but the emails we—especially our female staffers—get in response to any post about the NFL protests are enraged and incoherent in ways that our standard hate mail isn’t;

He’s the president and completely ignorant of the American justice system. This was a bad tweet for the multiple reasons that have been mentioned previously.

His actions will make it HARDER to prosecute this guy.

I mean, those are just the privileges that come from possessing something, but a capitalist would be concerned about the dollar, above all else

Eat the rich.

Better Dog Whistles. Better Pizza.

As a current IT guy who does HIPAA and other privacy protected cloud storage: All systems are putting patient records online; whether or not the patient has access to them personally is basically irrelevant.

Remember when online dating was legitimately terrifying? Like you were absolutely convinced you were going to either lose a kidney or get Catfished every time, made even more hilarious by the fact that the word catfish wasn’t even INVENTED until 2010.

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

Steve Smith WILL punch a baby.

Steve Smith is my favorite.

Dude, I didn’t say anything about the color of anyone’s skin. I said teenager boys, who for the most part, have it pretty easy.......Which means that you just assume that anyone being called a douchebag must be white, which as a white man, I take as an insult.

You know the ground is dirty, right?

The fans are just exercising the free speech rights that their ancestors ensured by losing wars.