So, in a twist of irony, Milo has to demonstrate that he has an official document from the Hawaiian government to prove he is not a fraud.

EHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNN PEPPERMINT ROLL

I only started reading MMQB years and years and years ago because it was an appetizer on the way to Dr. Z’s columns. After his stroke back in 2008, SI’s football coverage went downhill and fast.

So which dead eyed blonde lady is which?

This football god chortled.

“Oh, Mondays are open? Sour for Peter, but sweet for me. Time for Gregggg to move up a day!” -Gregg Easterbrook, TMQB

Free pizza draws people from all over the office, and we’re doing fine.

Oh, but it gets worse! ... now that we’re into the dark reaches of instinctive terror, let’s just go all the way, shall we?

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.

Before Hef, no one gave a damn about naked women. In fact, they were considered a nuisance at the best of times.

(＾_・)

Star Wars was the nickname for his pet project Space Defense Initiative, a satellite-based missile defense system. Jelly Beans are probably in the ash tray, so he won’t use it for cigs.

Things get knocked out of place in turbulence, beans over the frank and such.

To paraphrase Earnest Hemingway:
“For sale, championship hat, never worn.”
-Falcon’s fans

“A bad thing happened so all joy is cancelled out of respect.”

Susan resurfaces!

I, too, was more transfixed on this sorcery than I was on the rest of the video.

That woman somehow makes “quit” a two syllable word.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.