This made me very emotional because it felt like old times, really good old times that I miss very much, change is hard, I’m trying.

It’s the thoughts of a dog. Best not to overthink it.

I thought Hogan took dog to a farm upstate.

Mom come back plz

Dog! We have all missed you, you good boy you.

I believe the word you’re looking for is “zoinks!”

Holy shit, a ghost!

dog hello

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

This is a good point, but all of those things were an indicator of a previous owner who really didn’t take care of the car. Why buy that one when you can have a similar car for similar money with a fully detailed history?

In Portland, we’re at 99.2%. I and the receptionist are the only people in my office of 14.

Nashville is basically drowning in recent transplants. Valueless bros from Indiana or Illinois or Iowa or any other shitty “I” state. Man buns and tank tops and TOMS and backwards hats. Vapid, Coachella-reject girls that lap up Nashville’s new Instagram culture. OMG DID YOU KNOW THERES AN ATM FOR CUPCAKES?!?!

Because all the highways going north (from here) are two-laners, which means a drive that is normally an hour was three hours-plus yesterday.

Rock star Jon Bon Jovi, who attempted to buy the Buffalo Bills and remains very interested in owning an NFL team, continues to monitor the Tennessee Titans ownership situation closely, league sources said.

Literally at least one person.

What if he replaced it with something a bit more tasteful?

...why, he doesn’t even know the MEANING of the word narcissistic. Well, and lots of other words too.

‘I mean, they’re just jokes. There’s not actual Nazis out there, what are you talking about?’

What really bothers me is that no one seems to get (or deliberately ignores) that the Nazi Party didn’t just come to power and then boom, instant Holocaust. Any time you point out the disturbing parallels on our current path some apologist, either rightwing or left, will invariably say “how dare you, it’s not like…

These days I keep thinking about this post, and how so many of the staff were too cool to cast a vote against Trump. I haven’t forgotten and I hope none of you have either. And I will never click on another damn thing Pareene writes as long as I live, fuck that asshole.