It’s funny, but his air high-fives are even funnier.

I am all about wiping one’s ass with that proto-Nazi rag, but this dude is legit gonna get himself killed at some point.

Lorenzo Neal was amazing. Sometimes I swear I think Low Daddy was more important than the actual running back! 11 straight seasons blocking for 1000+ yard rushers for 5 different teams is no fluke. 3 time pro-bowler too. He should be in Canton himself.

Yup. Also the misinterpretation of Kaep’s whole protest in the first place. Everyone saying he was dissing the military, dissing the police, when what he was trying to do was bring attention and focus to what was happening.

Do you comment in this fashion on every single Deadspin story you don’t find interesting? I know I sure don’t, because that would be an incredible waste of my coverage. There are like forty soccer articles on Deadspin a day, and soccer is the dumbest fucking sport. But what I do is I just don’t read them! I know I…

That was the only thing that made sense.

Amazing deals like this discriminate against those of use with no back hair. I feel a sense of loss that I am unable to gain a benefit by using this amazing product.

Amazing deals like this discriminate against those of use with no back hair. I feel a sense of loss that I am unable…

Wrong. He didn’t have a reciept so Lavar didn’t give him his money back.

You can’t really count the pair Lonzo returned as a sale.

It’s true. Forget piddly 20% growth, BBB sales have doubled in just their last quarter alone! Amazing! Two pairs to four, but still.

Well, that logo is getting more use out of the touchpad than any other PS4 game at least..

Should be fine. Honestly, traveling is when I find the most free time to, uh, ‘feed the rhino.’

Dude, he’s long past oxy, that shit ain’t cheap. Meth on a good day, hanging around the gas station huffing fumes most others.

Holy fuck, that dude looks like he’s 53, not 35. Man, oxy fucks you up.

Now Hondas engines can’t even last through contract negotiations.

Like some sort of ban?

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

Is that Jeb Bush? 

Racism? At an Indians game?