Pickle guy doesn’t realize he’s an asshole

“Remember Honda again?”

Cooling.

If there’s such an easy other explanation...what is it?

“He says what he means” 1) What he says is often racist 2) His thoughts have no consistency day-to-day, so how can he be a straight-shooter

“He’s a successful businessman.” No. He’s not.

Yeah, I always wonder if it will take something like an outbreak of polio to finally straighten out all these anti-vaxxers.

A little shitting is good fer ya

They should honor the original spirit of the award and all recipients should come up with an innovative way to re-take The Philippines.

I’m striving for a shoe at a sitting republican president.

Be safe everyone. Pies are everywhere. Stay vigilant.

It is? I’ve never thought huckster had any racial connotations. Hmm. 

I listen to a lot of comedy on Satellite radio because in Atlanta traffic you need a good laugh. There’s a bit where Jim Bruer is talking about his first week at SNL and someone warns him that “Norm is fucking crazy” only for him to find out just how crazy shortly thereafter. I can’t do it justice by summarizing it…

If you don’t think this is funny:

Here’s a fun game I found: http://alltransit.cnt.org/guess-city/ 

Making curry chicken? Well, little Xanthus has dumped all of your curry on the floor and smeared your cooking oil on his bare chest. Good luck, asshole.

I’m amazed they haven’t done this on Cutthroat Kitchen yet.

Does it seem strange that they had to see a leak to notice 250,000 gallons of gas that somehow didn’t make it to its destination? Didn’t they wonder where it went? If not...*google - How to tap a hose into a gas pipeline*

I like your bold anti-child beating stance.

You should comment less. And develop a sense of humor.