Sooooo...it’s NOT a joke?!

hehehe look at how mad it got!

Did you honestly come to Deadspin hoping for feel-good human triumph pieces about the shit olympics?

I’ll tell you what, though, that wedge is great.
For, you know, a back support when I'm reading at night. Yeah. Now go to bed kids, mom and I need to hug.

Eh, it’s a whole thing.

the notion of “fair and balanced” has led us down the path to “news” now meaning “people scream at each other from opposite ends of a spectrum, while ignoring everything between them.”

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I’m pretty sure that it’ll be called the Toyopet and it’ll be so fucking kawaii that Senpai will finally notice it.

And Volvos.

First, it’s a damn fine restoration and were this just some barn find, I’d be behind it 100%.

It’s understandable that anyone would try and save their stuff in this situation.

You may need this.

I’m sorry you live in Ohio and all but Patricia’s dismissive attitude is totally warranted here. It’s Ohio.

We used to have a 210hp speed boat and man that thing was fast. I believe we bought it used for something like $8k. I believe I topped it out at 57mph (in the days before the speedo broke) on our small lake and yeah, speed feels so much different on the water, especially when the boat is small and there’s nothing…

He strikes me as a recovering alcoholic by I can't pinpoint any reason why.

Thank you Raphael for Using My awesome Ranger on the article cover. Was a nice awesome surprise. I have always wanted to be in Jalopnik. I’m getting closer. I am all for the growth of USA rally!!

The worst is instinctively scrolling to the bottom, only to learn that it’s one of those menus that puts US at the top by default.

Ahh, the Jalopnik standard.

You guys are fucked in the head. If this makes a big difference to you I suggest seeking a therapist asap.