You’re my hero. Been watching that for 30 years and I never noticed it was different.
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p.s. I live in Portland, so those two stickers are inescapable!
Counterpoint: Dude is being completely upfront about how dangerous it is and trying to cut his losses.
I dunno, I think he’s being perfectly open about it. The asshole thing to do, in my opinion, would be to mention how stable it is and that he just has to sell because he doesn’t have space or something. He’s not forcing anyone to buy it and he’s saying flat-out that he thinks it’s dangerous... but if someone else…
Cry Pandemic Wolf is a great metal band name.
That Suburban was the true hero of that movie.
This is a classic and will never stop being funny. No matter how many people make the exact same mistake or how many times I watch the exact same video of it happening it will always make me smile.
SAMIR YOU’RE BREAKING THE CAR!
I kind of meant, “you should write more stuff for Jalopnik so I will read it, rather than young adult fiction, which I would be less likely to read.”
“This car is what I look like on the inside” is the most perfect thing I have ever heard to describe this ridiculous hobby of ours. I’m going to look at my fifteen-year-old modded-to-hell Impreza a little differently from now on, ‘cause holy shit, it’s actually my messy innards laid bare in steel and glass and rubber…
ok.
Dude. You might as well go over to Jezebel and fat shame.
How....what....I.....I'm........!?
Hit n runs ain’t fuckin rocket appliances.
We thrive on your misery.
Published posthumously.
There is something so hilariously insane about restoring a car while also taking a cross-country journey it almost loops around to brilliant.
You are making his point.