Congrats Drew, you own the whole first page of Google if you search for “Haughty Dipshit.”

I just wanna beat it into a dish towel,

I worked at a bbq joint and it sold hot dogs. I had a customer order a hot dog, Mayo only. After I brought it to him, he asked for 2 pats of butter. When I came back to check on the table, sure enough there was a butter and mayo covered hot dog. I had to quickly walk away and dry heave in horror. Oh and I think he…

That guy should look her dead in the eyes next time she has a hot dog and ask: “why do you put mayo on your sandwich?”

josh.gordon.

The most exciting part about the new Top Gear will be watching Chris Evans slowly implode before Matt LeBlanc just takes the show over completely.

This actually made me laugh out loud.

Advice mallard to insanity wolf real quick.

Most of them are still trying to figure out how they can email a rock.

Stubborn bolt?

Quick update, in case anybody is interested: He actually ended up going into that good night quite gently. And it wasn’t so much that he was violent or anything (he was a scrawny guy), but the requests for me to take shirtless pictures of him for his gym progress...Tumblr(?), the casual remarks to my girlfriend that…

Sanderson is garbage. He has some neat ideas but his execution is bad and I hate that everybody wants to slob his knob.

I appear to be alone in this, but I find Sanderson ridiculously overrated. I’m voting Joe Abercrombie for replacement GRRM.

If only it was just a rodeo.

It’s just great. He’s a small government kind of guy yet he’s currently being investigated, and more likely prosecuted in the near future, for misusing government funds. Apparently State and Federal taxes are something to be annoyed about, but it’s perfectly acceptable to travel to and participate in a rodeo on the…

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”